@CNN’s continuing coverage of the famine in Somalia tells us several things: that 30,000 children have been buried and 600,000 may still die before the end of the year; that no parent should ever have to bury their child; and that CNN’s proofreader doesn’t give enough of a shit about this story to actually READ it.
According to the sagacious writers at The Voice — who surely mastered their English AP exams — the law enforcement agents of Macomb County, Michigan recognize the dualistic nature of a sports competition: us vs. them, police vs. FBI, ineffectual vs. even more ineffectual. Yes. Very profound. But when will the cops actually agree to PLAY the other guys?